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Oct 262009
Wife Wanted
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms
and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please
send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the
original, genuine article. One of the most handsome
and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has
own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my
requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my
demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the
national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must
be numerate and understand complex algebraic
logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my
life. The speed of my current flows of information and
processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife
into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
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The 9 year old mountain boy Dzhambik Khatokhov Weights whopping 150 kgs. His Buggy had unbreakable wheels and the family’s chairs had to be specially made to prevent him crushing them to matchwood. Dzhambik Khatokhov is the world’s fattest child and he has adult size-eight shoes. His weight is more than to four children of his classmates. Dzhambik is known as Jambik and his ambition of winning gold for Russia at the Olympics. But British doctor says when he was met; his health is in grave danger.
His mum also explained that “He was so strong that at one and a half years old he was lifting things like heavy stones and buckets of water.” In Just 3 years he was lifting weights as heavy as 24 kgs. At four he had ballooned to 45 kgs, even though he was just 3ft 11in, and at six he was 74 kgs.’
“Jambik’s a Good Boy and never uses his size to bully younger kids.” 48 year old Khasan Teusvazhukov who is his wrestling coach, struggles to find fighting partners for Jambik, as other boys his age weigh as little as five stone. He practices his wrestling five days in week and also goes swimming and said “I want to be a sportsman when I grow up. Or better, an Olympic champion. I like to be strong.”
Oct 252009
Nine-year old Rohan Ajit Kokane set a new world record in the limbo skating under the cars. He rolled blindfolded only 8 inches above the ground. However, he said that in the future he would try to roll under more than 3 cars at once. In India, the enthusiasm to this sport is spreading very quickly.
